Let’s not concern ourselves too much with the design elements as of yet.  Content is king!

First I would like to say to you: THANK YOU!

For visiting this page I thank you! You will be on of the few.  I am almost certain that no one will see this website much like my shitty Geocities website with the unicorn gifs and midi of “Smoke On The Water” (not true but close).  It used to be that we created websites about our interests hoping that the Internet would be a source of enlightenment to the human race.  Alas it has become a bunch of self-important assholes posting about their hangovers and the color of their shit.  I say to them NO MORE!  This self-important asshole has found a new page to post on!

You may be asking yourself “Why choose a name like Teach Kids Cunt?!?”.  Good question Fuck Face!  I was with my kid in one of the various hangouts that parents take their kid to alleviate the boredom of having access to the Internet, on-demand cartoons, video games, and every other thing that I would have raped my grandmother to have as a child.  While there watching my child play with other kids I overheard one parent refer to “butt” as “the b word”.  I was almost in a rage.  This is what we are doing to our society?  A couple hundred years ago each one of these toddlers would have already learned how to decapitate a chicken for dinner by this age.  Finally I decided that something must be done!  For every instance of this self imposed pseudo-moral self censorship I find I must teach one child the word “Cunt”.

Maybe I won’t change the world… but I’ll have a laugh doing it.